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Album: Movies & TV

Pink Nightmare T-Shirt

Description: Make the kid take it off.

Tags: a christmas story, christmas story, christmas story movie, mario, merry christmas
What's Your Name? T-Shirt

Description: I just wanted a hug.

Tags: buddy, christmas day, christmas gifts, christmas movie, elf
Nosferatu T-Shirt

Description: We are dealing with the undead.

Tags: classic, classic horror, cult classic, cult horror, dracula
Werewolf T-Shirt

Description: "Even a man who is pure in heart, And says his prayers by night, May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the autumn moon is bright".

Tags: halloween, horror, scary, spooky, werewolves
You've Been Bad T-Shirt

Description: You've Been Bad

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, demon, evil
It's Alive!!! T-Shirt

Description: It's Alive!!!

Tags: classic monsters, frankenstein, frankensteins monster, halloween, monster
Deep Red T-Shirt

Description: Deep Red

Tags: classic horror, creepy, cult classic, cult horror, cult movies
Bucket of Blood T-Shirt

Description: Bucket of Blood

Tags: classic, classic horror, creepy, crime, cult classic
Nightmare Castle T-Shirt

Description: A deranged scientist, Dr. Stephen Arrowsmith, catches his beautiful wife, Muriel, conducting an affair with their gardener, David. The enraged Arrowsmith imprisons the lovers in his laboratory. Chained to the wall, Muriel and David suffer slow, painful deaths as the vicious Arrowsmith inflicts sadistic torture upon them. Believing he has achieved his vengeance, the doctor isn't pleased when his victims return from the grave to seek theirs.

Tags: castle, classic horror, cult classic, cult horror, cult movies
The Mini Sailboat Is Included T-Shirt

Description: I want that.

Tags: funny, napoleon, pedro, uncle rico, vote for pedro
Night of The Living Dead T-Shirt

Description: A disparate group of individuals takes refuge in an abandoned house when corpses begin to leave the graveyard in search of fresh human bodies to devour. The pragmatic Ben does his best to control the situation, but when the re-animated bodies surround the house, the other survivors begin to panic. As any semblance of order within the group begins to dissipate, the zombies start to find ways inside. One by one, the living humans become the prey of the deceased ones.

Tags: george romero, halloween, horror, zombie, zombies
Hackers T-Shirt

Description: Seattle 1988

Tags: 1988, 90s, hack the planet, movie, retro
Old School T-Shirt

Description: We sell spatulas, and that's all.

Tags: 80s, 90s, spatula city, weird al, yankovic
Big Bear Chase T-Shirt

Description: Big bear chase. Big bear chase me. True. Big bear.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, bear, bears, dan aykroyd
Clortho's Coffee Co. T-Shirt

Description: Tired of coffee that taste like some moldy Babylonian god? Try Clortho's Coffee Co. Hand Picked Gourmet Columbia Beans Roasted in the Depths of a Giant Sloar for maximum flavor! (Concept by David Joseph Wesley artwork by James VOLPE design.

Tags: clortho, gatekeeper, ghost, ghostbusters franchise, ghostbusters vintage
Livin' Too Much In 82 T-Shirt

Description: She's jealous. She says I'm livin' too much in 82.

Tags: election, flippin, flippin sweet, funny, heck yes
Science Is Cool. I Dig It Man! T-Shirt

Description: Science is real. Monsters are not.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, classic monsters, dracula, frankenstein
The Monster Test T-Shirt

Description: This is a Monster Test. It's important, ok?

Tags: 80s, dracula, frankenstein, gillman, halloween
Shop Smart T-Shirt

Description: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

Tags: ash, ash vs evil dead, ash williams, boomstick, bruce campbell
We Got The Pizza Dude Coming! T-Shirt

Description: Chill Out with Us

Tags: movie, pizza, pizza dude, the burbs, theburbs
Greetings Programs T-Shirt

Description: End of line.

Tags: arcade, flynn, game, games, grid
Not Us. Not Here. No Way. T-Shirt

Description: Daddy had this crazy notion you guys might throw a party or do something nutty.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, john hughes, new wave, retro
Calgari Coffee - Dark T-Shirt

Description: Good 'til the break of dawn.

Tags: cabinet of calgari, caffeine, coffee, halloween, scary
Calgari Coffee T-Shirt

Description: Good 'til the break of dawn.

Tags: cabinet of calgari, caffeine, caffeine addict, calgari, coffee
Awesome Monster Basher T-Shirt

Description: The meanest. The baddest.

Tags: 80s, frog brothers, frogg brothers, halloween, horror
Meth Pigeon T-Shirt

Description: Pigeon caught inside prison yard wearing crystal meth ‘like a backpack’ "Even if you’ve heard of a homing pigeon and/or a carrier pigeon, and are familiar with the concept of the birds’ job, you still might find the thought of one smuggling drugs in a small backpack to be a bit ... out of the ordinary."

Tags: breaking bad, crystal meth, walter white, meth, blue meth
The Big Three T-Shirt

Description: The Big Three

Tags: pumpkin, pumpkin halloween, halloweenshirt, witch, retro
Vampire T-Shirt

Description: Dracula

Tags: monster, dracula, spooky, vampire, scary
SCARY. GERMAN. GUY. T-Shirt

Description: - Okay, so what's German for... "Please don't murder us"? - Bitte, morden-sie uns nicht.

Tags: monster, squad, monster squad, scary, german
Nature Squad T-Shirt

Description: Or Nature Squad. We could look at rocks, collect birds. Not be dead. See, It's this whole death thing I am not crazy about.

Tags: monster, monstersquad, themonstersquad
Math Squad T-Shirt

Description: Sean, I've been rethinking this whole Monster Squad thing. Maybe we should be Math Squad instead. You do math problems...

Tags: monster, squad, themonstersquad, monstersquad
Scary. German. Guy. T-Shirt

Description: Ok, so what's German for "Please don't murder us?"

Tags: 1980s, 80 s movie, 80s, 80s movies, 80smovies
FAT KID T-Shirt

Description: My name is Horace.

Tags: movie, monster, monstersquad, themonstersquad, hello
I Want to See a Stupid Movie T-Shirt

Description: You knock. You're our leader.

Tags: monster, squad, monster squad, stephen king, stephen
What's a Squad? T-Shirt

Description: -What's a Squad? -It's like Miami Vice I think.

Tags: humor, retro, squad, halloween, monster
Death to All Vampires T-Shirt

Description: Maximum body count.

Tags: halloween, dracula, horror, horrormovies, horror fan

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